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Knock Knock Jokes (page 3)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

 

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