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Knock Knock Jokes (page 4)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

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