Last night, after devouring a lollipop, I asked our little comedian how his tongue got so green. I think my exact words were, “how many frogs did you have to lick to get that shade of green?”
Without looking up from his iPad, he replied, “just one.”
“How’d it taste?”
“Deee-licious!”
“Can I have one?”
“They’re in the creek.”
I exit the room, clearly losing this round.
Funny bad i know you can do better
i think that was funny. he’s cute!
Funny! How old is he? Cute!!!!