Spring
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Summer
Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?
A: A hot dog!
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Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Fall
Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!
Winter
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snowcaps.
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Q: What did the snowman say to the customer?
A: Have an ice day!
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Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slope-poke!
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Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!
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Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!
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Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!
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Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!