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Outer Space Jokes

Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!

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Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

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Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick

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Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes!

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Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

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Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!

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Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder!

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Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

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Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A: The space bar!

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Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky way.

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Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!

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Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!

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Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in.

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Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.

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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto.

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Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astronut.

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Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!

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Q: What do aliens on the metric system say?
A: Take me to your liter.

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Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because there was no atmosphere.

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