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Mix & Match Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A: A scaredy cat!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A porkchop.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
A: Fishsticks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A: Frostbite!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?
A: Confetti.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A: A lawnmooer.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
A: A sourpuss.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?
A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
A: Pooched eggs.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
A: Big holes all over Australia!

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Q: What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A: A flat cat.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a football player with a pay phone?
A: A wide receiver.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?
A: Cool music!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A: A big mac!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A: A flying carpet.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

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Q: What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
A: Catfish

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Border Collie and a daisy?
A: Cauliflower!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A: A slowpoke

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Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A: Mashed potatoes!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse with a squid?
A: An eektopus!

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