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Halloween Jokes

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi

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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

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Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!

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Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

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Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: “Trike or Treat”?

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Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.

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Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!

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Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

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Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!

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Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.

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Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!

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Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!

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Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!

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“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”

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Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.

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Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
A: Twick o tweet

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?
A: A cocker poodle boo.

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Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!

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Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!

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Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!

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Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
A: Scarespray!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.

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Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.

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Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

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Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?
A: He doesn’t have a heart.

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Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A: A fence.

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Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in humans?

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Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?
A: Coffin drops!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
A: Count Quackula!

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Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
A: Booberry pie!

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Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!

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