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Christmas Jokes

Q: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.

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Q: What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!

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Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Minivans.

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Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesoda.

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Q: What is Claustrophobia?
A: The fear of Santa Claus.

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Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
A: Snowflakes.

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Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.

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Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?
A: In the snow bank.

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Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.

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Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.

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Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.

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Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

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Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?
A: Santa paws!!!

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Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!

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Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.

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Q: Why do mummys like the holidays?
A: Becuse of all the wrapping!

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Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.

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Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
A: Every year!

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Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
A: Because he is so cool!

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Q: Which reindeer likes to clean?
A: Comet

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