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Bug and Insect Jokes

Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!

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Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a mothball.

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A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”
A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”
“Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.

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Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
A: Ants.

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Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
A: B (bee)

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Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afriad of the world wide web.

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Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them!

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Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor!

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Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.

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A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked at him and
said, “Hey, what did you do that for?”

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Q: What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?
A: The Flea Stooges!

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Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
A: Bugs Bunny.

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Q: Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!

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Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!

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Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back!

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Q: What is the strongest animal?
A: A snail because it carries it’s home.

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Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
A: French Flies.

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Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.

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Q: When did the fly fly?
A: When the spider spied her!

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Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple?
A: Half a worm.

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Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A: A hoarse fly!

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Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
A: Ant-elopes!

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Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!

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