Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Submitted by: Samantha

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Submitted by: Taylor & Brandy

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
Submitted by: Alnas

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Submitted by: Lauren

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Submitted by: Richard

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Submitted by: Tim & Cathy

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Submitted by: Patrick

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Submitted by: Colette

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Submitted by: Koolie

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Submitted by: Portadown

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Submitted by: Vallery

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Submitted by: RTY

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Submitted by: Marisol

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Submitted by: Emma

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Submitted by: Baileyboo

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?
Submitted by: Tristan

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Submitted by: Landon