Bug and Insect Jokes

Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
Submitted by: Sophia

Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a mothball.

A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”
A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”
“Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.
Submitted by: Jess & Kim

Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
A: Ants.
Submitted by: Allie

Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
A: B (bee)
Submitted by: Kayla

Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afriad of the world wide web.
Submitted by: Tyler

Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them!
Submitted by: Diego

Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor!
Submitted by: Olivia

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
Submitted by: henry

A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked at him and
said, “Hey, what did you do that for?”
Submitted by: Aussiesurfergirl

Q: What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?
A: The Flea Stooges!
Submitted by: Booth

Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Submitted by: Brendan

Q: Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!
Submitted by: Tenisha

Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!
Submitted by: Tyler

Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back!
Submitted by: brenden

Q: What is the strongest animal?
A: A snail because it carries it’s home.
Submitted by: kenia

Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
A: French Flies.
Submitted by: Danielle

Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
Submitted by: Ciara

Q: When did the fly fly?
A: When the spider spied her!
Submitted by: Aaron

Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple?
A: Half a worm.
Submitted by: Jennifer

Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A: A hoarse fly!
Submitted by: StinkyCheese

Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
A: Ant-elopes!
Submitted by: Kauthar

Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
Submitted by: Tim & Cathy