How does one flag say hello to another flag?
Answer: It waves.
What's the name of the building with a thousand letters?
Answer: The post office.
What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?
Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
What did the ocean say to the sky?
Answer: Nothing. It just waved.
Who's richer -- the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?
Answer: The baker, because he has lots of dough.