Mix & Match Jokes

What do you get if you put a grape and your grandmother together?

Answer: Grape grandmother.
Submitted by Brennan

What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?

Answer: I don't know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!

What happened when the farmer crossed a pig with an owl?

Answer: The owl gave everyone dirty looks.
Submitted by Brett

What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Answer: A bunny ribbit.
Submitted by Brett

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?

Answer: Pooched eggs.