Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Morris.
Morris who?
Morris Monday; next day’s Tuesday.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yodela.
Yodela who?
I never knew you could Yodel
Submitted by Eric

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
X.
X who?
X-tra, X-tra, read all about it!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!