A man was walking along beside the road and found a crocodile. So he went over to a policeman and told him about the croc. The officer said to take it to the zoo. The next day the policeman saw the same man with the crocodile and said, "I thought I told you to take it to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did, and now today we are going to the movies."
Submitted by kyah
Why was it hard for the colt to say "Hi"?
Submitted by Kandace
A snail was slithering up a cherry tree at the end of winter. A chipmunk came by and said,"There are no cherries on the tree yet." The snail said,"They will be when I get there!"
Submitted by kelsey
When should you buy a bird?
Submitted by nikki
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw.
