Seasonal Jokes

Spring

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Summer

Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?
A: A hot dog!

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.

Fall

Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!

Winter

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snowcaps.

Q: What did the snowman say to the customer?
A: Have an ice day!

Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!

Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!

Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!

Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!