Q: What gets broken without being held?
A: A promise.

Q: What is always coming but never arrives?
A: Tomorrow
Submitted by: Simmy

Q: What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
A: A Road
Submitted by: bride

Q: What has Eighty-eight keys but can’t open a single door?
A: A piano
Submitted by: Marium

Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
Submitted by: Marissa

Q: Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?
A: Starting-Staring-String-Sting-Sing-Sin-In-I.
Submitted by: Shivani

Q: What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A: A river!
Submitted by: Isaac

The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.
Billy Smith: “I was outside playing basketball.”
The Maid: “I was dusting the corners of the house.”
Chef: “I was starting to make lunch for later.”
Who is lying?
A: It was the maid. The house is circular, it has no corners.
Submitted by: JayTee

Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?
A: The fishing trip consists of a grandfather, a father and a son.
Submitted by: The Boss

Q: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?
A: A person! As a baby you crawl (4 legs), as an adult you walk (2 legs), then when you are older you use a cane (3 legs)
Submitted by: tamika

Q: The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
A: A towel!

Q: What can you hear but not touch or see?
A: Your voice.

Q: What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?
A: A post office!
Submitted by: Bloom

Q: What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A: A pillow
Submitted by: ashlyne

Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. Yesterday
Submitted by: Alex

Q: Jack rode into town on Friday and rode out 2 days later on Friday. How can that be possible?
A: Friday is his horse’s name!
Submitted by: Candy

Q: Can you name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday?
A: Today and tomorrow.
Submitted by: Estelle

Q: What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
A: Ohio.
Submitted by: Zack

Q: If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
A: Nine!
Submitted by: christa

Q: What is the center of Gravity?
A: The letter V.
Submitted by: Yash

Q: What is the last thing you take off before bed?
A: Your feet off the floor.
Submitted by: shakaela and ziaida

Q: A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Submitted by: Rajah

Q: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A: A mushroom.
Submitted by: Faith

Q: I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A: A Keyboard
Submitted by: Swetha

Q: What is next in this sequence: JFMAMJJASON_ ?
A: The letter D. The sequence contains the first letter of each month.
Submitted by: hazelle

Q: A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 story building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn’t hurt. How did he do it?
A: He fell off the 2nd step.
Submitted by: Kayleigh

Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd….)
Submitted by: haresh

Q: One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker go to a hotel. When they get their bill, however, it’s for four people. Who’s the fourth person?
A: One night can also mean one knight. That makes four: one knight, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker!
Submitted by: Niru

Q: What instrument can you hear but never see?
A: Your voice! You can sing with your voice like an instrument and hear it, but no one can see it!
Submitted by: Samira

<– Go to first page of Riddles!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Submitted by: Ppk124

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Submitted by: Kelly & Kevin

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Submitted by: Tcicle

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Submitted by: Laura

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Submitted by: Bryce

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Submitted by: Bryce

Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Submitted by: Cab

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Submitted by: Casey

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Submitted by: Harmonicasue

Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Submitted by: Angie

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Submitted by: Emma

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Submitted by: Cathrina Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Submitted by: kile

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Submitted by: Pope

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Submitted by: Mitchell

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Submitted by: Nowshin

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Submitted by: tj

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?
Submitted by: Piper

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey!
Who are you calling cuckoo?
Submitted by: Hyein

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O Submitted by: linita

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
Submitted by:  Victoria

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Submitted by: devyn and brittany

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Submitted by: An-Thy

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
Submitted by: Dustin

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Submitted by: Leah

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!
Submitted by: Dana

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

 <– Go to first page of Knock Knock Jokes!

What You Need:

• Paint
• Paper
• Water
• Paintbrush
• Salt

Instructions:

1. Start by using a thick paintbrush to thoroughly wet a piece of paper or thin card.
2. While it’s still wet, take some light blue water color and wash it over the wet paper
3. Next, splash in some strong abstract blobs of color, about half way down the paper.
4. Use another watery color…and then another. These blotches will eventually be exotic coral on a tropical sea bed!
5. Next, add vivid blue and greens to the bottom of the picture to create the sea bed.
6. While the paints are still wet, gently sprinkle on some ordinary table salt. Sprinkle it randomly, and take care not to put too much on.
7. When the paint has dried, gently shake the salt off.
8. You’ll see that where the salt settled, it has reacted with the paint and given it a fantastic tropical coral-like effect!

Submitted by Izzah

• Photos of you and your Valentine
• Glue
• Scissors
• Construction paper
• Markers

Instructions:

1. Fold a piece of construction paper in half, like a card.
2. Cut out construction paper hearts from a different color paper, or draw hearts inside the card. One for each photo.
3. Glue the photos onto the hearts. If you used construction paper hearts, glue them into your card with the photos attached.
4. Give the card to your Valentine as a special keepsake.

Submitted by Franny

What You Need:

• Modeling clay
• Glue
• Magnets

Instructions:

1. Use modeling clay to make the design you want.
2. For a heart, roll a ball of clay, flatten it to the width you want, and shape it into a heart. Smooth out any rough spots and add a face if desired.
3. For a flower, roll small balls of clay for the petals and a smaller ball for the center. Press these pieces together. Press “dimples” into each petal. Roll a “snake” out of clay for the stem, and attach it to the flower.
4. Follow the directions for the type of clay you are using to harden the clay. Some require baking time.
5. Once your clay is hardened, glue a magnet to the back and stick it on your refrigerator.

What You Need:

• Greeting Cards (old or new)

Instructions:

Make these neat paper boxes to hold small gifts for your friends. No wrapping paper needed!

Cut a greeting card to a square shape. Fold on dotted lines.

Fold and then unfold on dotted lines.

Cut on green lines.

Unfold top and bottom flaps. Fold side flaps in to meet at the center. Form box shape by folding small, cut flaps.

Fold top and bottom flaps in and over the side walls, to meet at the center of the bottom of the box.

Your finished box!

Make another box that is slightly larger than the first, and you’ll have a top for your box.

What You Need:

• Wrapping paper
• Glue
• Toothpick

Instructions:

1. Following the diagram above, cut small strips of paper that get thinner at the end.
2. Place a line of glue on the paper, but not too close to the toothpick.
3. Roll the paper around the toothpick using the wide side first. Try not to get glue on the toothpick.
4. When the glue is dry, remove the toothpick and you have a paper bead!
5. Make more, thread them together, and you can make a bracelet or necklace.

Submitted by Carly

What You Need:

• Felt
• Construction Paper
• Scissors
• Glue
• Other decorating materials

Instructions:

1. Cut two pieces of felt 4 inches tall by 2 inches wide.
2. Cut the top corners of the felt to round the “head” of your finger puppet.
3. Cut the features of your puppet out of construction paper. These may include arms, legs, tail, wings, hair, eyes, nose, and mouth.
4. Glue the puppet features on to your felt. You can use googly eyes for the eyes.
5. Glue the two pieces of felt together around the edges. Do not glue the bottom, because this is where your finger goes.
6. When the glue is dry, your finger puppet is ready for a show! Make nine more and put on a play!

Tip:

If the finger puppets will be used a lot, the edges of the finger puppet can be sewn to make it stronger.

What You Need:

• Styrofoam or plastic cups
• Construction paper
• Glue
• Markers

Instructions:

1. Cut two bunny ears out of white construction paper.
2. Cut the same shape out of pink construction paper, but make these a little smaller than the white shapes.
3. Glue the pink “inner ears” to the white ears.
4. Fold the bottom of one ear in half and glue it together at the bottom. Now, do this to the other ear.
5. Turn the cup upside down, and glue the ears to the sides near the top.
6. Cut out eyes and a nose for the bunny and glue them in place. Draw on a mouth and whiskers.

Note:

At Easter you can hide jelly beans or colored eggs under the cup for a surprise!

Tip:

You can make other animals such as a frog, chick, butterfly, ladybug, etc. Just cut out different shapes of paper and be creative!

What You Need:

• Pompoms
• Felt
• Glue
• Googly eyes
• Scissors

Instructions:

1. Glue two pompoms together. The pompom on the top should be smaller than the one on the bottom.
2. Cut a beak and two feet out of felt.
3. Glue the beak on the smaller pompom, and be sure to leave room for the eyes!
4. Glue the feet on the bottom of the duck so that they stick out the front.
5. Glue the googly eyes on the face of your duckling, and you’re done!