Christmas Jokes

Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A. The Elfabet.

Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Minivans.

Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesoda.

Q: What is Claustrophobia?
A: The fear of Santa Claus.

Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.

Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.

Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?
A: Santa paws!!!

Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!

Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.

Q: Why do mummys like the holidays?
A: Becuse of all the wrapping!

Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.

Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
A: Every year!

Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
A: Because he is so cool!

Q.Which reindeer likes to clean?
A.Comet